Caffeinated Confessions #10 Top Ten Signs You Are A Book Blogger

December 7th, 2013 kimbacaffeinate Feature 64 Comments

7th Dec

How the Heck Did You Do That?!?
Welcome to Caffeinated Confessions!
I wanted a forum where we could talk about bookish subjects from swoon-worthy covers to the price of eBooks. I hope to share my thoughts on a different subject each month. So that we can all chat and share opinions. In the process, I hope we get to know each other a little better. Grab a cup of coffee or tea and lets dish!

This post was totally fun to create, and I hope you get a laugh out of it.

~*~*Top Ten Signs You Are A Book Blogger*~*~

10. You know what your favorite author had for breakfast.




9. You chat with people from all over the world.



8. You know what the terms, ARC, POV, HTML, CSS and UBB stand for.




7. You visit Β Edelweiss, NetGalley, and Amazon. Even though you promised yourself yesterday you wouldn’t.




6. You are a member of more social sites then your teenage daughter. Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook page, Google+, Library Thingy, Tumblr, Goodreads, BB etc, etc, etc.




5. You belong to a street team or are proud to be an author’s minion.



4. If your eReader died, it would be the end of the world!



3. Tuesday Release Days are a bigger deal than Christmas at your house. They cause more sick days per year than any other day.



2. Your backspace button on your keyboard is broke, and the letters e,s,i,o and a are no longer visible. Your keyboard is only a year old.




1. You secretly get nervous that you may appear on the show Hoarders because of your book collection. There may or may not be books hidden in your home. *eyes bed-skirt nervously*




Can you relate? What are some other signs?

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64 Responses to “Caffeinated Confessions #10 Top Ten Signs You Are A Book Blogger”

  1. Bea

    HAH! So true. πŸ˜€ Although number 7 is actually not true for me; I visit Amazon regularly but it’s lower on the list and I visit NetGalley and Edelweiss weekly or less often.

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  2. Michelle

    Yes!! It’s funny you mention the keyboard thing because I noticed my vowel keys are super shiny and smooth compared to the normal matte and bumpy finish on the rest.
    I also fear ending up on Hoarders…because I actually do have books under the bed (and in the basement) in boxes. I’m out bookshelf room so I find myself making little stacks of books everywhere.

  3. Christine

    “Even though you promised yourself yesterday you wouldn’t.” OMG, yes! I am so guilty of that, though my sites of choice are Amazon,, & the GoodReads giveaway page πŸ™‚

    And as for #1, I’d like to think of my collection as a “library” rather than a “hoard,” but really who am I kidding?

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  4. Heather

    I saw this on twitter and had to see what it was about. OMG I’m a book blogger! Just kidding, I knew before this. I can say all are true, I laughed at the one that says “You are a member of more social sites than your teenage daughter” Son for me but that is so true! And I’m on several street teams/air squadrons!

    I also have to agree about the book boyfriends. Love your post!


  5. Trish

    LOL, I can relate to every single one of them! Especially the Amazon, NG, EW one; I constantly tell myself ok, no more books for a few weeks and all will be fine. But then I’m afraid that I’ll miss out on a great book so I sneak on and manage to convince myself I’ll fit it in! Put it like this, if there was a sudden book shortage, I’d be fine and have enough to cover all my friends and family too :O

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  6. Jenea

    Haha! I was cracking up laughing while reading these, and my daughter ask what was so funny so I read a few of them to her. She told me that she knows I am a book blogger because I am a book sniffer and sniff all my books even if I have already smelled them before. Lol Love this kid! These are all sooo true. I am definitely on more social networks than my 19 year old and my backspace has been broken for quite a while now. Love the Dean gif, I could watch it all day. πŸ™‚

  7. Lola

    I love this post, even though not all of those signs apply to me.The chatting with people all over the world certainly is true and the being part of street team and stalking authors too! Those keys on my keyboard still alive, actually the space bar and the e and a are worst on my keyboard. If my e-reader died it would be terrible indeed! And the first sites I visit in the morning are usually my e-mail, my blog, twitter, facebook and goodreads. I try to stay away from netgalley as much as possible, else I end up requesting more and more books.

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  8. Shy

    Love this Kim. They are all so true. I would have to add that I have such a fear of my ereader dieing I bought me a spare Nook HD when B &N had it on sale for Black Friday on their website. Yes the blogging addiction is that real.

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  9. Berls

    This post was so fun for me to read because less than 6 months ago I wasn’t a book blogger and pretty much none of this was true for me, but now… it’s feeling very familiar. My keyboard is doing okay though πŸ™‚ I think I would add – you drive your family and friends crazy talking about your blog. I’ve gotten better at not doing this, but my blog is so important to me and takes up such a huge piece of my life, I have a hard time not talking about it constantly!

  10. Tawnya Bentley

    I’m not a blogger, but as a reader I can relate to almost all of them. Especially the Book Hoarder one, although I have OCD you can be guaranteed everyone of my books have a specific spot it is suppose to be in. The TBR Piles are even so organized my son claims there isn’t any help for me.

  11. Andrea

    That is too funny! My favorite is the e-reader dying. I can totally relate to that. Thanks for sharing the fun!

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  12. Chandra

    Hilariously true! I am in the process of trying to figure out how to rearrange my massive book collection in my office to fit more books. My husband even jokes that someday he will have to build me an addition on to the house to hold my library. Great post, I laugh so hard reading all of these.

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  13. Candace

    Ha, this is great! I still have space under my bed but I’m sure I won’t forever. I do a decent job at thinning the books once in awhile. Before we moved to a house I had books in the back of my kitchen cupboards. People still tease me about that. My keyboard is surprisingly in good shape still but other then that I’m so with you!

  14. Michelle

    OMG I LOVE THIS!!! I just had the conversation with myself today about getting the hell off Netgalley you have to many to read from there already! So I got off and went to Edelweiss instead LOL

    Awesome post πŸ™‚

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  15. Crystal

    You follow other bloggers to support them and comment as often as you can. Just to help another get posts noticed.

    • Lark

      Number 6 made me laugh because it is so true! Though my daughter is on Tumblr now, and I’m not. But I’m on FB, Pinterest, Twitter, Goodreads… Numbers 7, 4, 3, and 1 also struck a chord.

      Other signs: You know when your favorite authors’ next book is due out, even if it’s 8 months from now. You read NPR Books, Publishers Weekly, GalleyCat, and/or The New York Times book reviews — every week. And the biggest sign: you can’t read a book anymore without mentally composing a review, even if you don’t actually plan to write one.

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  16. Laurel-Rain Snow

    Ha-ha! Love this…and I can totally relate. In fear of being on the Hoarders show, I did clear out some bookshelves and haul books to the Library Collections bins.

    When your blogging world is more real than the world outside your door, it could be time for a 12-Step program…right? But until then, I’m happily in denial.

  17. Lily B

    couldn’t stop giggling. I cycle through edelweiss, netgalley and amazon every day heh.. I know I shouldn’t…but you know..

    I don’t have books under my bed, but I might have some in my closet in boxes eap. Plus a bunch of my nightstand that are stacked on top of each other and sometimes fly off when my husband walks into the room and slams the door.

  18. John

    One of my mates actually dances like that. Okay, make that two. But they do like Jean-Claude Van Damme’s er….dance routine in Kickboxer. I have waaaay too many books but having quite got to ‘hoarder’ status. I avoided that by lending books to my mum. Awesome, awesome post.

  19. Mary

    LOL!! LOVE THIS!! And, dear god. I nodded and giggled with each and every one of these. We’ve definitely crossed into the blogger zone. And, despite the fact that I don’t have a Vine, I still have more social media stuff than the majority of my students. *snort*

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  20. Dragana

    Double yes to #7 – I keep telling myself I will stop but I can’t stay away. o.O

    #4 – If my ereader dies I will steal my husband’s. Books over marriage. πŸ˜€

    #2 – *stares at keyboard* All of the buttons are functional and letters visible and my keyboard is 5 years old. I feel like I failed as book blogger. πŸ˜€
    But then I got this keyboard as gift from my husband it’s some ridiculously expensive ergonomic model and I wanted to kill him for spending so much money on something that can be bought 10x cheaper. Well now he would dance i-told-you-so dance (but I will never tell him he was right lol)

    #1 – Luckily hoarders still focus on physical things but if they ever start filming about people who have so many ebooks their ereader is glitching, I would be the first on their list. πŸ˜€

    Great list, made me giggle. πŸ™‚

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  21. aurian

    Lol awesome list Kimba! My keyboard is not broken, and I never go to Edelweiss and Netgalley, nor do I know all those letters you listed, but I am a bookblogger and proud of it.
    The Hoarder, yep, that is me. But my books are not hidden, they are all in their bookcases. Or boxes in the attic…

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